Sorry we’ve been away for a while. We’ve been busy doing stupid stuff in a valiant attempt to impress the hipster ladies.
Hipster kid tried to stay above the fray while protesting at the G20.
Got in a fight with some dude over whose jeans were skinnier. It’s not the first time I’ve been hit in the head with a bottle of Honey Brown.
Sorry we’ve been away. We’ve been rehearsing for Bonnaroo.
Hipster kid’s parents took him to the vegan restaurant for Easter dinner. (Their vegan ham is rad.) But he was too worn out from playing kickball to even enjoy the meal.
Homeschooling seemed preferable to spending 193 days rolling her eyes at the snot-nosed kids down the block, waiting for summer, but her parents’ idea of “integrated learning” was far more depressing.
(Photo: Hertha Hernaus; Dwell)
We thought about going to see Animal Collective at the Guggenheim but my brother was all, “I’m a DJ!” so we just stayed home and had a dance party.
Rayban Wayfarers are out. 3D glasses are in.
My favorite song Lisztomania by Phoenix sang by PS22 Chorus
Hipster kids singing a hipster song. Perfect!
While other kids smile and have fun, hipster kid looks like “I’d rather be drinking craft beer & downloading some Wavves.”
