My Hipster Kid

While other kids smile and have fun, hipster kid looks like “I’d rather be drinking craft beer & downloading some Wavves.”

You’re never too young for a PBR kegger.

Hipster kid went to Italy to study the depths of symbolism in Dante’s Divine Comedy, and to bag a hot Italian chick. He failed miserably at both. Instead, he spent lonely days hanging out in train stations, bumming Dianas off the locals.

“Everyone knows narcissism is in. Now look sullen for the camera, girls.”

“I recently had a one-man exhibition at a private gallery in Silverlake. Russell Brand bought this work, which is just one panel from a very expensive triptych.”

“Just downloaded a Demetri Martin album. I can’t help it, dude makes me laugh.”

“Please, unless you’re the Cobrasnake, do not take my picture.”

Hipster kid says Happy Mardi Gras. He’s going to ride his single-speed down to the Royal St. Inn after the parade if you want to join him. Or not. Whatever.